Funny Valentines, sort of

In going through my scrapbook (YES, I have a scrapbook, but it's cool, not gay-crafty), I came across some stuff from years ago that is pretty funny.  Most of this will be my stuff, but some of it was created by my husband when we were dating back in the late 80's while working at The Middlesex News.  His stuff was generally funny, but truly sweet.   This particular piece (3 pages) was delivered following a particularly unhappy time during our relationship.  I can only assume that Tom's difficult nature was the cause of the rift.