Look How Smart I Am!

I was reading the most recent issue of Real Simple magazine, and there was an article titled:

5 STRATEGIES FOR MAKING SMARTER DECISIONS
......try one of these savvy and surprising ideas.....

1) PROCRASTINATE
I totally will....later

2) CONSULT YOUR POLAR OPPOSITE
hello?  have you met my husband?

3)  DRINK
nuff said

4)  CLOSE YOUR EYES
do it every night

5)  ASSUME THE CHOICE IS EASY
I always choose the easy path

SWEET!  CLEARLY I AM A GENIUS!


(editors note:  the aforementioned article expanded upon each idea and on some occasions took an angle that was different than how I had interpreted it above)