Things I Should Be-Am-Am Not-Whatever Embarrassed By:

• I like bologna sandwiches on white bread with French’s yellow mustard
• I still haven’t figured out how to recycle properly
• I look down on people who use busses for transportation
• I like the songs Pina Colada and Mandy
• I barely (only if pressed) know how to work the TV remote
• I will watch the movie “Overboard” with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell every time it is on TV – which is a lot

I know there are many many more, but this is it for now.