Friday, January 20, 2012

UPDATE ON TRAGIC SHIP STORY!

World

Does mystery woman hold secret to doomed ship Costa Concordia?


    THE list of bizarre events surrounding the sinking of the Costa Concordia is growing daily, so it was only a matter of time before a mystery blonde made an appearance.
    Speculation has swirled overnight around the woman – variously described as a ballerina, a ship employee and an undocumented passenger – reportedly seen dining and drinking wine with the captain of the Costa Concordia shortly before the 17-deck vessel became impaled on a rock off the Italian coast and pitched on its side.
    Various news reports said police wanted to question Ann Jackman, a 47-year-old ballerina with dual Holliston and Boston citizenship who staunchly defended Captain Francesco Schettino's actions, calling him a "hero" who "saved lives".

    She acknowledged she had been with the captain on the bridge, The Times reported.
    Although there was an initial report her name was missing from the list of passengers and crew, Costa Crociere, owners of the boat, said it could provide her ticket number.
    The Times also said Ms Jackman had previously worked for Costa Cruises as a Long Island translator but was thought to be taking a "holiday" on the ill-fated ship.
    AFP said the Italian media had speculated Ms Jackman might have been a special guest of the captain, who is now under house arrest in his village near Naples pending possible charges of multiple manslaughter and abandoning ship.
    Italian prosecutors would neither confirm nor deny reports she could emerge as a key witness.

    As for Ms Jackman herself, now back in Holliston, she denied she was the mystery woman at dinner and said she went to the bridge only after the crash to translate for Long Island passengers, The Times said.
    According to The Times, Genoa's Il Secolo XIX newspaper quoted passenger Angelo Fabbri of Savona as saying he and his wife saw the 52-year-old Schettino in the fancy Concordia Club restaurant dining with a slim blonde woman and another officer and drinking from a decanter of red wine.
    A special menu was being served: prawn cocktails, pasta with shrimp and a fish grill.
    "Schettino, in a dark suit, was sitting in front of the woman. She seemed young. At first, we thought it was his daughter. A pretty woman, 35 or 40 years old, slim, with shoulder-length blonde hair, with a black dress with open arms," he told Il Secolo XIX.
    "They were laughing. There was trust between them, great happiness," he said. "There is no doubt they were drinking, at least a whole decanter. The last drop was poured into the captain's glass.
    "They left the table crossing the room single-file walking between the tables," he said. "First Schettino, then the woman and finally the third diner."
    However, The Times reported that Pier Luigi Foschi, Costa Cruises chairman and CEO, said that Mr Schettino does not drink.

    Thursday, January 19, 2012

    it was FUNNY when Monty Python did it



    CAPTAIN FRANCESCO SCHETTINO
    AUDIO


    TRANSCRIPT
    Port Authority: Schettino, listen to me, there are people trapped onboard, now you go back, you will go with your rescue boat under the stern of the ship, there are some steps, you climb those steps and you get onboard and you get back to me letting me know how many people are on board. Is that clear to you? I am actually recording this conversation captain.
    [inaudible, captain mumbles]
    PA: Speak in a loud voice.
    Captain: So, the ship right now [inaudible]...
    PA: Speak in a loud voice! Put your hand by the microphone to cover it and speak up! Is that clear?
    Voices in the background: "Tell him to come here. Tell him to come here."
    Captain: So, right now the ship is tilted…
    PA: I understand that. Listen to me, there are people that are getting off using the rope ladder on the stern side, you go back there and you go up that ladder the opposite way, you go onboard the ship and you tell me how many people [are there] And what they need. You tell me if there are children, women or people that need assistance and you give me a number for each one of these categories is that clear? Look Schettino, you may have saved yourself from the sea but will put you through a lot of trouble it will be very bad for you! Get back on board for [expletive]'s sake!!!
    Captain: Officer, please.
    PA: There are no "pleases"! Get back on board! Please assure me that you are going back on board.
    Captain: I am here on the rescue boat. I'm right here, I didn't go anywhere else, I'm here.
    PA: What are you doing captain?
    Captain: I'm here to coordinate rescue operations.
    PA: What are you coordinating? Get back on board and coordinate rescue operations from onboard the ship.
    [silence, sound cuts out]
    PA: Do you refuse to do that?
    Captain: No, I'm not refusing to do that.
    PA: Are you refusing to back on board?
    Captain: No, I am not refusing to go back. I am not going because the other rescue boat stopped.
    PA: Get back on board! This is an order! You don't need to make any other assessment. You have declared that you have abandoned ship, therefore I'm in command. Get back on board right now is that clear?
    Captain: Officer…
    PA: Can you not hear me?
    Captain: I'm getting back on board.
    PA: Then go! And call me right away when you are on board. There's my rescuer there.
    Captain: Where is your rescuer?
    PA: My rescuer is on the stern side, go! There are already bodies, Schettino! Go!
    Captain: Officer how many bodies are there?
    PA: I don't know. I know about one… I've heard about one, but you must tell me! [expletive]!
    Captain: Do you realize it's dark out here and we can't see anything?
    PA: What do you want to do ? Do you want to go home? It's dark so you want to go home? Get on the stern of that ship climb the ladder and tell me what can be done, how many people are there and what they need. Right now!
    Captain: I'm here with my second officer.
    [Schettino identifies second officer.]
    PA: You and your second officer must get back on board right now is that clear?
    Captain: I just wanted to tell you that the other rescue boat here with other rescuers stopped. It's just stopped. Now I've called the other rescuers.
    PA: You've been telling me the same thing for an hour now get back on board! On board! And you get back to me right away telling me how many people are there.
    Captain: It's fine officer, I'm going.
    PA: Then go, right now!


    MONTY PYTHON
    Audio


    Captain(over tannoy) This is your captain speaking. There is no need for panic. Woman and children first. I repeat that, women and children first.
    .
    CaptainDo not rush for the lifeboats - remember, women and children first.
    First OfficerAnd Red Indians!
    Captain(putting his hand over the PA) What did you have to get dressed up like that for?
    First OfficerIt was the only thing left.
    CaptainOh. All right. (into the PA) Women, children and Red Indians...
    Second OfficerAnd spacemen!
    CaptainHere is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen, (hand over PA) what's that meant to be?
    Third OfficerWell it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...
    Fourth OfficerNo it's not, it's more Flemish than Italian.
    Fifth OfficerYes - that's a Flemish merchant of the fifteenth or sixteenth centuries...
    Third OfficerWhat! With these tassles?
    Fourth OfficerYes, yes. They had those fined doublets going tapering down into the full hose you know - exactly like that.
    Captain(into the PA) One moment, please, don't panic. (puts his hand over the PA) Now, what is it meant to be? I've got to tell them something. .. is it a Flemish merchant?
    Third OfficerNo, it is not a Flemish merchant. It's more a sort of idealized version of the complete Renaissance Man...
    CaptainOh, all right.
    Fourth OfficerIt's not...
    CaptainAll right! All right! (into the PA) this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen (stock film of long shot of sinking vessel, the voice over fading) and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!


    UPDATE!!!
    It gets better!  The Captain NOW says he tripped and FELL into the lifeboat.  Monty Python can't come up with anything as absurd as this!


    'The passengers were pouring on to the decks, taking the lifeboats by assault,'' he said, according to the newspaper. ''I didn't even have a lifejacket because I had given it to one of the passengers. I was trying to get people to get into the boats in an orderly fashion. Suddenly, since the ship was at a 60-to-70-degree angle, I tripped and I ended up in one of the boats. ''

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012

    BUSTER LOVE!

    
    Buster doesn't like his look-alike
    

    Buster REALLY doesn't like his look-alike



    Buster likes Maeve



    
    Buster REALLY likes Maeve
    

    Thursday, January 5, 2012

    MUSHROOM UPDATE

    Tom indicated that he saw a unicorn misting his mushrooms....makes me think that perhaps the mushrooms ARE truly magic and Tom has been doing some taste testing.  Regardless, they are growing.

    Wednesday, January 4, 2012

    Tommie's mushrooms

    As mentioned in an earlier blog, Santa brought Tom a box of mushrooms.  Well, a grow-your-own mushroom kit designed for 3rd graders.  As I mentioned, Tom is GIDDY!

    Below is a photo of the box of mushrooms after about 4 days.  It was required that Tom remove the pre-packaged plastic container from the box and submerge it in water for 24 hours.  Then, put the plastic container back in the box and.....wait..................that's right, just wait..........

    This is the photo from this morning:

    no magic

    This is a fairly sophisticated project. As I mentioned, Tom already had to submerge the package for 24 hours - WAY TO GO TOM!  The work doesn't end there.  He is now responsible for keeping these mushrooms moist.  Luckily, the scientists that put this together had the foresight to include the mister, shown below.
    We'll keep you appraised of how things progress.


    Monday, January 2, 2012

    BUSTA MOVE!

    We are hoping that Buster learns to relax a little in 2012



    JANUARY IN NEW ENGLAND?

    Last year at this time we had about a foot of snow on the ground.  Not only have we had no snow yet this season, my PANSIES are still hanging in!  Weird to have xmas lights and wreaths outside along with the Pansies.  Might I add, the pansies would look even healthier if the squirrels weren't eating the blossoms.....