Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Low Maintenance?

I don't THINK so!

I got this freebie garden mini-mag/coupon-provider in the mail today - I appear to be on some sort of 'Bernie Madoff' gardening ponzi scheme list.   





My instant reaction?  Thank You No.  

Gimme a: 
  • "This Garden Will Kick-your-Ass" column ?  I'm there!  
  • "Why Are All Your New Expensive Shrubs Dead"?  Count me in!  
  • "You married for 'better or worse', but really, look at that lawn"?  You're singing  my tune


Low Maintenance??!!!  
Not my gig. 

3 comments:

  1. The non-victory garden could be a catchy column. Keep up the bad work.

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  2. You are a cherished follower. I will try to rise to the level of your expectations!

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  3. low-maintenance is way too much work.

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