Who WOULDN'T Want This Job??!!

I came across this job that was posted on Monster last year:

Looking for an experienced personal assistant who is a jack of all trades, loves to work with children and has mechanical, construction, landscaping, driving, housekeeping and child care qualifications.  Working knowledge of diesel engines a must. Responsibilities include servicing diesel MTU boat engine, first mate boat responsibilities (docking, cleaning, navigation, upkeep and maintenance), house and yard maintenance, child care for a young children, housekeeping (laundry, cooking, cleaning, ironing), driving and other chores. Flexibility and understanding and conversant in English a must.  CPR training preferred.  Must be willing to spend extended time living on boat at sea and from time to time at our house to help with children. Overnights, weekends and evening work will be standard and therefore flexible hours a must. Starting pay $8.25 per hour.

(SLIGHTLY better pay than McDonald's)